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nelixie:

time for another giveaway bc i just hit 3k! AMAZIGN! I LOVE U GUYS!! this time it’s not entirely focused on vampire weekend either hehe! yay! 

if u win, u will recieve ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ :

* an ezra koenig “KNOW THY SELFIE” t-shirt handpainted by me (also available to buy on my etsy)

* a PASTEL ARCTIC MONKEYS logo t-shirt (also handpainted by me; and also available to buy on my etsy)

* a sticker thingie for your iphone 5/5s/5c that i bought but never used???

* MESS by keri smith (she’s the one that made ‘wreck this journal’!!)

* noah and the whale single (shape of my heart)

* st thomas - a long long time ago EP

* coldplay live 2003 cd

* a bracelet with whatever text u want on it in whatever color u want (green/yellow/red/orange/pink/dark pink/purple/blue!!!)

* a navy blue pleated skirt!!!

rules!!! ╭ (oㅇ‿ o#)ᕗ

* must be following me!! 

* likes do not count

* reblog as many times as u want!!!! (1 entry per reblog!)

for having a greater chance of winning u can ~(‾⌣‾~)

follow me on instagram: annelixie and that will give u one extra entry as well! message me ur ig-name in that case though!

* ALSO bC SHIPPING IS HELLA EXPENSIVE: for 5 extra entries, u can donate money to my paypal!!! $1 will give u 5 entries, $2 will give u 10 etcetc 
YOU CAN DONATE MONEY HERE. please remember to fill in your tumblr URL as a message so I know who u are!

GIVEAWAY ENDS ON HALLOWEEN (OCT 30)! HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK! :-)

Just realized I can set my phone alarm to play a specific song instead of a tone…

katara:

seattl-ite:

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

bitch you stink 

They make salt crystal deodorant!! No harmful chemicals! Myself and many other people that I know use it, no stink. Best of both worlds.

scenicroutes:

someone: so peyton what branch of feminism do you most align with

me: well liberal feminism has facilitated the co-opting of our movement by the very structures we ought to be dismantling… radical feminism is a more appealing alternative, although a number of its godmothers held extremely regressive views, particularly in their ontological treatment of queerness and transness… i find the postmodern school very compelling, although it isn’t, i think, quite ready for social mobilization on the scale that we require… actually wait you know what? remember that one episode of south park where cartman makes fun of wendy’s presentation about breast cancer and she challenges him to a fight and he tries to back out of it by crying to her parents so they call off the fight but then principal victoria calls wendy into her office and she reveals that she herself is a breast cancer survivor and basically gives wendy carte blanche to fight cartman and so then wendy changes into a my little pony t-shirt and drags cartman out onto the playground and literally just beats the shit out of him while everyone watches and cheers her on? yeah. that branch. that one.

Anonymous whispered: hey arnold isnt an anime u fucking moron

hotwinger:

Then how the fuck do you explain this??

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Checkmate, you weeabitch.

Cute first date idea: take the bae on a surprise self-discovery trip to Australia.
Sept. 17 1:10 pm

justice4mikebrown:

monumentoursetlist whispered: I work at my university's bookstore and every semester one of the professors teaches 'Fight Club' and it's so exciting to see boxes of it come in and rather disappointed to see people return their rented copied or sell them back. Once I returned a copy and the student wrote the synopsis of each chapter under the heading and I freaked out. My manager said it was in otherwise fine condition so we couldn't charge her but what spoilers. How do you feel about your work being taught ?

spicegrrl:

roscoemcnally:

slimefarts:

leonrw:

jesuisperdu:

synecdoche:

chuckpalahniuk:

That fact that ‘Fight Club’ is being taught seems — to me — to underscore the dearth of novels that explore male issues.  The past years have given us so many books, from ‘The Color Purple’ to ‘The Joy Luck Club’ to ‘How to Make an American Quilt,’ which depict women in groups and relationship, but almost no books depicting social models for men.  That’s my two cents worth.

i am sitting here SCREAMING with laughter 

what world do you live in chuck palahniuk

and how can i live in this world with a dearth of novels that explore male issues

wow

showing this to everyone who tries to argue that palahniuk is being ironic and mocking masculinity and ‘male issues’ in fight club

omggg

ROFLMAO!!!

It’s literally impossible to be this blind. Also, the books he listed are all pre-1995. And two of them famously focus on women of colour. Is he honestly comparing white men to women of colour in the representation stakes. IS THIS REAL LIFE…

this is so funny i cant believe he legitimately thinks that “male issues” are rarely explored in literature oh my GOD get ur head out of ur ass

PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I HATE FIGHT CLUB

poppunkvampire:

yes celebrate Jesus’s ween

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

dankleaf:

avantgauche:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

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I fucking hate shit like this because now i’m going to have to watch this whole god damn anime just to get your shitty joke and be able to die in god damn peace

uchihabanera:

welcome to the weeaboo athletics. our first event will be the 400m naruto run